If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to hook up with a swamp monster, Eyegor’s here to volunteer!

This Creature Cock is a full-on fantasy ride: a thrusting, vibrating silicone monster with a red-tipped green shaft covered in grooves, bumps, and a bulging knot that practically begs to be climbed. And yes… the giant colour-changing eye absolutely watches over your journey in the most delightfully unhinged way.

Once you’re strapped in, the fun begins. Eyegor packs 3 speeds and 4 patterns of thrusting and vibration you can command with the cordless remote. Want to go hands-free? Stick the suction cup base to any flat surface and let your monster do the work while the glowing eye tells you exactly what mode you’re in.

Made from premium silicone, this creature is smooth, sturdy, and totally ready for bath-time or swamp-time thanks to its IPX7 waterproof build. Eyegor is body safe, waterproof, USB rechargeable (cable included), and always happy to play with your favourite water-based lubes.